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Kramer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.
Jerry: Shower?
Kramer: Haircut.
Jerry: Who’d you use? Gino?
Kramer: Oh course. I wouldn’t let that other butcher cut my hair.
Elaine: What butcher?
Kramer: The uncle Enzo. That’s the guy Jerry uses.
Jerry: Well I’ve been going to him for 12 years. I can’t switch. I’d hurt his feelings.
Elaine: You never get good haircuts.
Kramer: You can get a good one today. It’s Enzo’s day off. Gino’s there all by himself.
Jerry: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. You know what, you should go over there and get one to look good for my bachelor auction.
Kramer: What bachelor auction?
Elaine: Oh it’s a thing where they auction off dates with bachelors for charity.
Kramer: And you didn’t ask me to do it? I could raise enough money to cure polio.
Jerry: I believe they’ve had a cure for polio for quite some time.
Kramer: Polio?(via The Barber)
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